"Avast, matey! Tweak yer sails now to guard yer wee scallywags from the treacherous seas of the online world!"
2024-09-26
Arrr, as yer wee scallywags sail the treacherous seas of social media, hoist the sails o' settings, batten down the hatches with limits, and speak true about the lurking Kraken o' dangers online! Keep 'em safe, or they’ll be walkin’ the plank, savvy?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout the treacherous seas of social media, where the young scallywags be swimmin’ amidst sharks of despair! Aye, these platforms be laden with dangers like anorexia “thinspiration,” drug-fueled debauchery, and the wretched glorification of grim deeds like suicide. Algorithms be the krakens that drag our wee ones into the darkest depths of the internet!But fear not, for the wise captains in D.C. be takin’ heed! Platforms be launchin’ tools to help keep the young pirates safe from the siren songs of despair and danger. Parents, ye can now monitor yer tiny buccaneers’ online frolics and set limits, so they won’t be lured away by the treacherous tides!
And lo! With Instagram, ye can spy on how long they be buried in the app and even set it to sleep like a lazy sea dog! Ye can forge alliances with yer kin, negotiatin’ for more time at the digital helm. On the YouTube seas, ye’ll get alerts when they be uploadin’ or live-streamin’, while Snapchat allows ye to keep an eye on who they be chattin’ with, though the messages remain shrouded in mystery.
So hoist yer sails and talk to yer wee ones about the perils of the digital deep, lest they take the helm and steer into dangerous waters! It be a wild sea out there, so keep yer compass true! Yarrr!