Arrr! Ken Paxton be seekin’ the court’s favor to scuttle the State Fair’s new gun ban, savvy?
2024-09-26
Arrr, Attorney General Ken Paxton be settin' sail fer another grand tussle 'gainst the fair's rule, keepin' the scallywags from packin' heat! He be petitionin' the Texas Supreme Court, challengein' them judges like a true buccaneer! But alas, the winds be blowin' against him, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale ‘bout a land-lubber named Attorney General Ken Paxton, who be makin' a ruckus ‘round the State Fair of Texas! Aye, this scallywag be tryin' for the third time to hoist the sails against a new rule keepin' most landlubbers from packin' their iron at the grand fair, settin' sail Friday.On the eve of the festivity, Paxton took to the legal seas, filin' a petition with the Texas Supreme Court, hopin' to change the winds blowin' from the court of Dallas County, where Judge Emily Tobolowsky be rul’in’ like a true Democrat, and the 15th District Court of Appeals, manned by three Republican justices, who be givin' him a hearty "nay" just the other day.
It seems our dear Ken be as stubborn as a mule on a sinking ship, tryin' to challenge these rulings that’ve already cast a shadow over his plans. But alas! The fair be afoot, and the folks be ready for cornbread and cotton candy, sans the cannons! So, hold onto yer hats, mates, ‘cause this legal battle be lookin' as wild as a stormy sea! Arrr!