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Arrr, the Secret Service be as useful as a leaky cannon, lettin' a scallywag take aim at Captain Trump!

2024-09-26

Arrr, mateys! The local scallywags o’ law enforcement be spillin’ the beans! At Trump’s grand shindig in Butler, the Secret Service forgot to ask ‘em to guard the roof where a scoundrel took aim at the big cheese. One officer be sayin’ they had not enough hands on deck for such a hullabaloo!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a ruckus in Butler, Pennsylvania, where the former captain of the ship of state, one Donald Trump, did hold a grand rally on the 13th day of July. But alas, what transpired be no smooth sailin'! Local law enforcement, those brave souls of the land, did share some curious tidings with the lawmakers on a fine Thursday.

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