Arrr! The court be demandin’ the EPA reckon with how fluoride be makin' landlubbers dumber in their grog!
2024-09-26
Arrr, mateys! A landlubber judge be commandin’ the EPA to ponder the foul effects of fluoride on a sailor's smarts! Judge Chen, a right honorable scallywag, be sayin’ there’s too much risk in our grog! Avast, let’s hoist the sails on this water trouble!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the landlubbers of the court! A federal judge, by the name of Edward Chen—brought forth by the scribe of Obama—has barked an order to the EPA! Aye, it be true! He’s set 'em on a quest to ponder the mighty effects of that slippery substance known as fluoride on the noggins of ye swabs drinking the briny water.This be no mere jest, for Judge Chen declared that there be a “preponderance of the evidence,” makin’ it clear that them who sail the seas of science reckon there’s an “unreasonable risk” to the IQ levels of those who guzzle this stuff! Aye, it be a curious thing fer sure—one minute ye be swigging down yer grog, and the next, ye be forgettin’ yer own name!