The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! That new Metal Gear Solid Delta be a sight for sore eyes, but the old sea shanties clash with them fine new looks!

2024-09-26

Arrr, hoist the sails, me hearties! We be settin' forth on a grand quest for righteousness, seekin' treasure of virtue! Aye, 'tis a jolly jaunt 'mongst the waves, huntin' for good deeds and hearty laughs! Avast, let the mischief begin!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the tale of our noble crew, embakin' on a virtuous mission, aye. We be not just scallywags plunderin' the seas; nay, we be set on a quest most honorable! With a hearty "Yo ho!" we raise our tankards to righteousness, as we sail the briny deep in search of treasure far more valuable than gold—virtue itself!

Our captain, a right salty dog with a beard like a tangled net, declared, “We shall right the wrongs of the seven seas!” With a wink and a swagger, he rallied the crew, “Who among ye wishes to join the righteous ranks of the virtuous?” Aye, the crew erupted in laughter, for virtue be a slippery fish, not easily caught! Yet, we embraced the challenge, armed not just with cutlasses but with hearts of gold—or silver at least!

We sailed from Tortuga to Davy Jones’ locker, handin' out kindness like it be cannonballs, and preachin' respect as if it were buried treasure. We be creatin' raucous revelry, turnin’ foul deeds into fine jests, and teachin' the world that even pirates can have a heart, albeit a slightly rusty one! So raise yer glasses high, me mateys, for the virtuous mission be underway, and we be the most honorable rogues to ever set sail! Arrr!

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