Arrr, Keith Urban be sayin’ he’d swab the deck fer a chance to set sail on his career!
2024-09-26
Arrr, matey! Keith Urban be so desperate to hoist his sails, he’d strut 'n pose for Playgirl, all semi-nude 'n whatnot! In the fine month of April in the year of our Lord 2001, he be a sight to behold, lookin’ for treasure in all the wrong places!
Arrr matey! Gather ye round fer the tale of one Keith Urban, a dashing lad o' the music seas! Back in the year o' our Lord 2001, this scallywag was so keen to hoist his career sails that he beamed for the notorious Playgirl magazine, aye!On a recent chat with the clever Rob Lowe, Urban confessed that a clever buccaneer at his record company hatched the scheme. "Aye," he said, "they be pitchin' me an idea fer an article, and I thought, ‘What the blimey, let’s do it!’” But fear not! This lad be strummin' a guitar, not blowin' a harmonica at the photoshoot, savvy?
As the wind blows, so does rumor! The fine folks be thinkin' every ballad he writes spins a yarn about his lovely lass, Nicole Kidman. Urban chuckled, “Some songs be about her, but others be just wild tales from a well-seasoned sailor!”
He jested about folks thinkin' he can’t sing of a brown-eyed lass, all while his own beauty boasts eyes as blue as the ocean. “Nay, it be just a song, ye landlubbers! And I reckon Dolly Parton didn’t actually toil 9 to 5!”
So, raise a tankard to love and music, fer this couple be sharin’ a crew of two daughters, livin’ the high seas of life together since 2006! Arrr!