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Avast! Zelensky be settin’ sail to parley with Trump, frettin’ over the Yanks’ treasure for Ukraine’s brave crew! Arrr!

2024-09-27

Arrr, matey! The Ukrainian captain be settin' sail for New York to parley with landlubbers from both the Donkey crew and the Elephant fleet, hopin' to charm 'em all in a grand week of swashbucklin' diplomacy! Avast, what a merry hullabaloo it be!

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round for a tale of high seas diplomacy, where our brave captain, the president of the fair Ukrainian lands, be makin’ his way to the bustling port o' New York! Aye, 'tis a grand adventure that spans nearly a week, filled with grog and grandiose tales to be told.

This here captain be strikin' a deal with both the hearty Democrats and the stout Republicans, seekin’ their support like a ship in need of a sturdy crew. He be hoistin’ his sails high, callin’ on the landlubbers to lend a hand to his fair nation, which be facin’ storms aplenty. With the charm of a silver-tongued parrot, he be makin’ his appeals, hopin' to sway the hearts of those anchored in Congress.

Picture it, me hearties! A jolly pirate in a fine coat, dancin’ through the halls of power, tossin' about promises and treasures like a true buccaneer! Whether it be gold doubloons or mighty ships, he be on a quest to secure the fortune and favor of the mighty U.S. Are they to answer his call, or will they leave him marooned on the shores of indifference? Only time will tell in this raucous tale of political plunderin’!

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