The Booty Report

Arrr! Pope Francis sails to Belgium, only to find the folks more riled than a kraken over priestly misdeeds!

2024-09-27

Arrr, matey! On his grand voyage to Luxembourg and Belgium, Francis be sittin’ a mere hour with 15 scallywags wronged by the clergy. These survivors be sayin’ ‘tis but a drop in the grog! Aye, they be needin’ more than a quick parley!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from far-off lands, where our brave buccaneer, Francis, set sail for the quaint shores o’ Luxembourg and Belgium. With the wind at his back, he be meetin’ with a crew of 15 souls, all scarred by the treacherous hands of the Roman Catholic clergy. Aye, these hearty survivors have tales that would make a sea dog weep buckets!

But lo! Francis, in his grand wisdom, only be givin’ them a mere hour of his time. Now, ye might think that be plenty, but these brave lads and lasses be raisin’ a ruckus, claimin’ it ain't enough! “One hour for our troubles?” they be shoutin’. “Ye call that a meetin’? We need a whole day of rum-fueled talkin'!”

So there ye have it, me hearties! While Francis navigates these turbulent waters, the survivors be demandin’ more time to share their woes. It seems a mere hour be but a drop in the bucket for the storms they’ve weathered. Aye, let's hope he finds a way to lend an ear, lest he be swimmin’ with the fishes for not givin' these brave souls their due!

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