Harris sails to the border, strutting like a fierce parrot, tryin' to out-grumble the ol' sea dog Trump! Arrr!
2024-09-27
Arrr, on the morrow, the first mate of the White House be settin’ sail t’ the border in Arizona! ‘E be tryin’ t’ patch up a gaping hole in the ship’s hull an’ showin’ the crew how t’ be tough on them scallywags comin’ ashore! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin' news from the land o' politics! This Friday, the fair Vice President be settin' sail to the border o' Arizona, a place where the sands be hot and the troubles aplenty, aye!Now, why be this scallywag makin' the voyage, ye ask? Well, she be tryin' to patch up a gaping hole in her party's ship, fer there be some rough waters when it comes to immigration, savvy? Aye, the folks be lookin' to see if she can hoist the sails and steer the ship straight, showin' that her crew be takin' a harder line against them pesky immigrants! Arrr!
As she steps ashore, ye can bet yer doubloons she'll be spoutin' words like a parrot on a perch, declarin' her intentions to guard the border like a captain protectin' his treasure. With a wink and a nod, she’ll be sendin' a message to all the landlubbers and sea dogs alike that her crew ain't to be trifled with!
So, raise yer tankards and keep a weather eye out, fer this political spectacle be sure to entertain! Yarrr, the high seas of politics be a wild ride, and this be but one tale in the grand sea of governance!