"Little matey, but mighty tidy: Behold the tiniest treasure for scrubbing yer dishes, arrr!"
2024-09-27
Avast, me hearties! Behold the Capsule Solo from Loch Electronics—a wee wonder that cleans 35 scallywag dishes in a mere quarter-hour! Aye, it be small enough to fit on yer galley, yet mighty enough to banish grime faster than a cannonball flies!
This pint-sized brigantine of cleanliness be compact, yet mighty enough to clean up to 35 pieces of yer galley gear in just 15 minutes! Aye, it be only 10.3 by 18.3 by 20.3 inches—the size of a scallywag’s treasure chest, yet it holds more than a pirate’s bounty!
Whether ye be campin' in a cove or stuck in a tiny cabin, this beauty be portable and ready to sail the seas with ye. With six wash cycles to choose from, it be fit for any filthy plate or stubborn veggie! Plus, ye save doubloons on yer utility bills—over $200 a year! Now that be music to a pirate's ears!
The Capsule Solo be a crowdfunded marvel, raisin’ a whopping $760,000 from eager backers. So, if ye dread dish duty like a cursed sailor, this gadget could be yer new first mate in the kitchen! Now, what say ye? Is this the future of dishwashery? Arrr!