Arrr! Biden be tellin' the Pentagon to pillage the Ukraine treasure chest, while Trump and Zelensky’s ship be sinkin'!
2024-09-26
Arrr, me hearties! President Biden be shoutin' from the White House, sayin' he’ll spend all the treasure for Ukraine 'fore he sails away, lest Trump hoists his flag again! With Zelensky by his side, they be schemin' to turn the tide in this salty sea of war! Yarrr!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of a recent tale from the high seas of politics, where President Biden be holdin' court with the brave captain of Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky, at the grand White House galleon. Aye, Biden, bein' 81 winters old and full o' wisdom, declared to the crew that he be sendin' the treasure chest of congressionally approved doubloons to Ukraine, lest the winds of change bring back the scallywag known as Donald Trump.With the mighty Zelensky watchin' like a hawk, Biden proclaimed that the US be ready to fund the valiant efforts to plunder the seafaring foes in this here war. “Aye, me hearties, we’ll be spendin’ it all before I sail into the sunset,” he bellowed, as if he were settin' out on a grand adventure rather than merely takin' care of the realm's affairs.
So, as the two captains plotted their course, the winds of fate be blowin’ favorably for Ukraine, while the world holds its breath wonderin’ what mischief the tides may bring next. With all the doubloons spent, let us raise a tankard to the brave souls on this treacherous voyage, for they be fightin' the good fight on the turbulent seas of politics!