Arrr, Yoshi-P be knowin’ ye crave an FF9 do-over, but he doubts a new twist can sail in one hull!
2024-09-27
Arrr, matey! This scallywag much prefers to sail the seas of Final Fantasy 3 again, instead of plundering new horizons! Aye, 'tis a treasure more bounteous than a chest o' doubloons! Avast, who needs fresh adventures when ye can relive the old tales, eh?
Avast, ye scurvy sea dogs! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a matey who be yearnin’ for the days of yore! Aye, this salty sea rat be none other than ol’ Captain Nostalgia, who’d rather hoist the sails and set course back to that wondrous realm of Final Fantasy 3 instead of plunderin’ the newfangled games o' today. Why, ye ask? Well, it be like preferin’ a fine vintage rum over that swill they serve at the tavern!In the depths of his heart, Captain Nostalgia dreams of pixelated battles, choco-boatin’ and treasure huntin’ in a world where the turn-based combat be as spicy as a kraken stew! Aye, he’d trade a barrel o' gold for a chance to fight alongside Terra and Locke once more. What be this nonsense of flashy graphics and storylines more tangled than a fisherman’s net? No, thank ye kindly!
So, as he gazes at the horizon, the sun settin’ on the newfangled games, he raises his tankard high and proclaims, “Bring me back to Final Fantasy 3, or I’ll make ye walk the plank!” Aye, the old ways may be gone, but the spirit of adventure be ever alive in this ol' pirate's heart! Yarr!