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Arrr, matey! Agatha's first mishap be but a jest—her tale ain't over yet! Keep yer spyglass sharp, ye scallywag!

2024-09-27

Arrr, me hearties! Seems that ol’ Agatha thought she’d danced with Davy Jones, but lo! That death o' hers be as fickle as a mermaid’s tale! A grand surprise, aye, but fear not! She be bouncin’ back like a wayward cannonball! Har har!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I've a tale that be as twisty as a kraken's tentacle! 'Twas a dark and stormy night on the high seas of Agatha's mind, where surprise be the captain, and death be merely a deckhand! Aye, ye heard me right! That shocker of a finale where Agatha All Along met her untimely end be but a trick o' the light!

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