The Booty Report

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Arrr! Deadlock be doin' what Valve missed, turnin' them no-good cheatin' scallywags into croakin' frogs, har har!

2024-09-27

Arrr, me hearties! What be this blabberin’? 'Tis but a froggy matey croakin' his riddles! Ribbit, ribbit, ye say? Aye, 'tis the sound o' a scallywag in search o' flies! Beware, lest ye be caught in a swampy jest, aye!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ribbitin' rascals of the brackish bogs—those froggy fellows with a knack fer croakin'! Aye, ye heard me right! These slippery critters be no ordinary toads; nay, they be the ribbitin' rogues of the swampy seas!

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