Arrr, the landlubbers be sayin' them Iranians be plunderin' the Trump ship! Avast, what a jolly jest!
2024-09-27
Arrr, matey! The court's scroll be shoutin’ of nefarious knaves from far-off lands—those scallywags Iran, Russia, and China—lookin’ to stir the pot o' the U.S. election! Aye, they be tryin’ to spoil our jolly good time, but we won’t let ‘em hoist the black flag!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the treacherous seas of modern politics! A fearsome indictment has been cast upon the fair shores of the good ol’ U.S. of A., warnin’ us of vile rogues from distant lands, namely Iran, Russia, and the great red dragon, China! Aye, these scallywags be plotting to stir the waters o’ democracy, hopin’ to unleash chaos upon the grand election festivities.