"Trump and Harris be battlin' for the hearts o' them Mormon scallywags, hoistin' their sails for a swashbucklin' vote!"
2024-09-27
Arrr, it seems the crew of the Latter-day Saints be weighin' anchor from the Republican ship! Their votes now be holdin' the compass in those treacherous waters of battlegrounds. Aye, the tide be turnin', and it be a jolly good jest for all the landlubbers!
Ahoy there, ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the scallywags of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, who’ve tossed aside their long-held loyalties to the Republican crew! Aye, it seems this motley band o' voters be chartin' new courses upon the stormy seas of politics!