Arrr, a new tale be floatin’—Apple Vision Pro 2 be settin’ sail for mass production, despite the squawkin’ critics!
2024-09-27
Arrr, matey! The fabled Apple Vision Pro 2 be sailin' our way, claims a trusty scallywag! And lo! It be sportin' a mighty chipset, ready to plunder the seas of tech! Avast, let the treasure-hunt begin!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ’round, fer news from the high seas of technology! The crafty scallywags at Apple be mass producin’ the Apple Vision Pro 2 in the year of our Lord 2025, despite whispers o’ stoppin’ its makin’. The original contraption flopped harder than a parrot in a storm, with barely 100,000 units sailin’ out by July 2024!Now, Apple be hopin’ to woo the landlubbers with a shiny new M5 chipset, promising improved performance fer the second version. But lo and behold, this be a turn o’ tides as it sails against rumors that production be halted due to the last one bein’ as popular as a cursed treasure chest.
As the wise analyst Ming-Chi Kuo be sayin’, the Vision Pro 2 might keep its look, savin’ on those pesky production costs. And aye, the price tag of $3,500 be scarin’ off more customers than a ghost ship. With talk o’ comfort issues and a lack o’ content, Apple be hopin’ the M5 will bring a spark to this here device. If they can make it more affordable, it might just catch the wind in its sails! Arrr, let’s hope fer smooth sailin’ ahead!