The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Solar sails be catchin' sunbeams, pushin' yer booty 'round like a comet's tail on a merry sea!"

2024-09-27

Arrr, me hearty! 'Tis a mad tale, but ye see, that glowin' light be pushin' on things like a scallywag with a rum barrel! With this magic, we could sail the stars in ships fit for deep space plunderin’! Avast, what a jolly venture!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the wondrous power of light! Aye, ye heard me right—light be not just a fancy glow to help ye find yer rum, but a mighty force that can push and pull, like a scallywag in a tavern brawl!

Read the Original Article