The Booty Report

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Arrr! Caitlin Clark be raisin' the Jolly Roger o’ milestones in her rookie seas—another treasure for the WNBA!

2024-09-27

Arrr, matey! The last showdown o' Caitlin Clark's maiden voyage be settin' sail with a hoard o' eyes upon it, breakin' records fer the WNBA! 'Twas a grand season fer the Indiana Fever lass, filled with treasures and triumphs, aye!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one Caitlin Clark, a lass who be makin' waves in the treacherous seas of the WNBA! This scallywag be settin' records faster than a cannonball flies! She be the first rookie to score 25 points, snag five rebounds, and dish out five assists in a playoff clash, though alas, her crew, the Indiana Fever, was bested by the Connecticut Sun in the second round. Aye, the Sun spoiled her grand debut, but don’t ye fret, for the game be makin' history all the same!

With 2.54 million landlubbers tuning in, this be the most-viewed WNBA game ever on cable! It be a right spectacle, eclipsin' the previous record with a viewin' peak that would shiver any pirate’s timbers! Clark be the jewel of the league, playin' in 19 out of 22 matchups that hit a million viewers—more than a treasure map can hold!

Though she be absent from the playoffs now, fear not! The viewership be sailin’ high, with first-round games attractin' more eyes than a siren's song! So raise yer tankards to Caitlin, the young buccaneer of the court, and let the winds of fortune blow favorably in her direction in the seasons to come! Arrr!

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