Arrr, Coach Muffet be layin' the blame fer hate-filled squawks on that scallywag Trump, sayin' he be stirrin' the pot!
2024-09-27
Arrr, matey! Coach Muffet McGraw be layin' the blame on that scallywag Trump, sayin' he be givin' the green light fer landlubbers to hurl their foul messages at the WNBA lasses. Aye, even the sea be safer than the words flyin' about!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ferocious Muffet McGraw, a captain of the basketball seas who led her crew, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, to victory twice! This crafty lass be casting blame upon the former scallywag in chief, Donald Trump, for the vile barbs hurled at the lassies in the WNBA.In a missive longer than a sea voyage, McGraw claimed that Trump be givin' the green light for the brigands of social media to unleash their malice upon the unsuspectin'. She urged her crew to hoist their sails and cast their votes for Vice President Kamala Harris, in hopes of calmer waters ahead.
McGraw waxed poetic about the camaraderie found in sports, where diverse scallywags unite, settin' aside their squabbles for the glory of the ship! But alas, the trolls—those lily-livered knaves—be runnin' rampant, spreadin' discord like barnacles on a hull.
She declared Trump the source of this tempest, emboldening cowards to unleash their cruel words. But fear not! With a rallying cry, McGraw called upon all hands to combat this tide of hate, to stand firm, and to support the brave women of the game. “Join the fight, ye landlubbers! Be part of the solution or be forever cursed as part of the problem!” Aye, let’s raise our voices against the dark seas of division!