Arrr, matey! Swabbin' the decks of fraud with fancy machines ‘fore we settle the score with a hearty vote!
2024-09-27
Ahoy mateys! Newsmax and that scallywag Smartmatic be makin' peace over a defamation squabble just as the jury was settin’ sail! They struck a deal quicker than a crow’s nest spy, keepin’ the treasure of details under lock and key. So raise a glass to quiet seas! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the rough seas of courtroom battles! Newsmax, that raucous scallywag of a news outlet, and Smartmatic, a crafty firm dealin’ in the sorcery of voting technologies, struck a deal on the high seas of defamation! Aye, they did, just as the jury be settin’ sail in a Delaware courtroom, ready to weigh anchor and hear the tales of woe.This fine agreement, like a treasure map inked in secrecy, keeps the details locked tighter than a chest o’ doubloons! Newsmax, quick on the draw, waved their flag o’ settlement just as the gavel was about to drop. ‘Tis a cunning move, fer who wants to face the fury of a courtroom battle when ye can parley and keep yer gold safe, eh?
So, raise a tankard to the swarthy souls of Newsmax and Smartmatic! May their settlement be as bountiful as a ship laden with plunder, and may they sail on, free from the stormy seas of litigation. Aye, let the winds of fortune blow favorably in their sails, and may their laughter echo through the taverns of the land! Yo ho ho!