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Arrr! Smartmatic and Newsmax be makin' peace over their squabble ‘bout the 2020 treasure map, aye!

2024-09-27

Arrr, me hearties! Smartmatic and that scallywag Newsmax be settlin' their squabble ‘fore the gavel could drop! They be keepin' the details tighter than a treasure map, all while the jury be gatherin’ like gulls round a shipwreck. Aye, dodged a cannonball there!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus on the high seas of the courtroom! The fine folk of Smartmatic, a company that be playin' with the tech of votin', and the scallywags at Newsmax, a conservative channel, have struck a deal, aye! They be settlin’ their squabble ‘fore the cannon fire of a defamation trial could commence on the morrow, savvy?

Ye see, there be talk that the lads and lasses on Newsmax were spoutin’ tall tales, claimin’ Smartmatic had a hand in riggin’ the 2020 election, a claim as fishy as a ship's hold after a fortnight at sea! But lo and behold, as the court be gatherin’ a jury, the two parties reached a “confidential” accord, the details of which be locked tighter than a treasure chest under Davy Jones’ locker.

So, instead of a trial filled with the sound of lawyers bickering like a crew o’ drunken sailors, they decided to keep it all hush-hush. Aye, 'tis a strange world when even the pirates of the courtroom prefer to settle their scores quietly. Avast! Keep yer eyes peeled, for the tides of justice be ever changin’!

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