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Arrr! The fair wench Dame Maggie Smith has sailed to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 89!

2024-09-27

Arrr, me hearties! The fine thespian Dame Maggie Smith, aged 89, has sailed away to Davy Jones’ locker! This lass, famed for her wizardry in Harry Potter and posh Downton, snagged two shiny Oscars and eight Baftas! Now who’ll wear the pointed hat with such sass? Avast!

Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer news be afloat on the briny deep! The grand Dame Maggie Smith, a fine lass of the silver screen and stage, has sailed into Davy Jones' locker at the ripe age of 89, as her kinfolk be tellin' us!

This legendary wench, known fer her roles in them magical Harry Potter tales and the fancy shenanigans of Downton Abbey, be a treasure of British theater! With a pair o' shiny Oscars adorning her chest—one fer The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie in the year of our Lord 1970, and the other fer California Suite in '79—she's a true jewel of the acting world!

But nay, that be not all! She be sportin' four other nominations and a whopping eight Bafta awards, as if they be doubloons in her treasure chest!

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