"Three scallywags from Persia be called to the mast for plotting against the Trump ship, says the law! Arrr!"
2024-09-27
Arrr! The Justice crew be spillin' the beans on three scallywags from Iran, claimin’ they set sail on a raucous hacking spree aimed at the old captain Trump’s ship! Avast, what a treasure of tomfoolery they be!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round, fer the winds be blowin' with news from the high seas of cyber shenanigans! Three buccaneers o' the digital realm, hailing from the treacherous shores of Iran, be indicted for a dastardly hacking plot aimed at none other than the campaign o' former Captain Trump!Masoud Jalili, Seyyed Ali Aghamiri, and Yasar Balaghi be their names, and they be swimmin' in a sea of charges, from conspirin' to plunder protected computers, to the fine art of aggravated identity thievery – arr, swindlin’ be their trade!
These scallywags be allegedly workin' for Iran's notorious Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, wieldin' spearphishin' hooks and social engineerin' tricks to ensnare unsuspectin' officials and media folk. Rumor has it they’ve even tried to send stolen treasures to Biden's crew! Arrr, what a tangled web they weave!
As the winds of election meddlin’ blow strong, it seems the Trump campaign has been a favored target since the day the Captain ordered the takin' of Qasem Soleimani's life. With threats from the depths of Iran lurkin', the crew be vigilant, makin' sure the election sails smoothly without a hitch!
So raise yer tankards, me hearties, for the saga of cyber piracy continues on the turbulent seas of politics! Yarrr!