Arrr, Netanyahu be sayin’ Mideast squabbles be a choice o’ treasure or a jinx, watch out fer Israel’s mighty reach!
2024-09-27
Avast, mateys! Captain Netanyahu be givin’ a rousin’ yarn to the General Assembly, settin’ the sails straight and defendin’ his quest ‘gainst them scallywag Iran-backed fiends. Aye, he be ready to swab the deck with the truth, or ye can call me a landlubber!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the high seas of diplomacy! Our captain, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, be warnin’ the tyrants of Iran that they best tread lightly, for if they strike, they shall feel the sting of Israel’s mighty blade! Yarr, he claims there be no nook or cranny in Iran where Israel's vengeance cannot reach!In a grand assembly with many a seat empty, Netanyahu bellowed his desire for peace whilst brandishin’ the sword of self-defense against those savage foes. He brought forth families of hostages taken by the treacherous Hamas and swore upon his ship’s honor to bring them home!
He spoke of a choice, me hearties: a "blessing" of peace with Arab nations or the "curse" of Iran’s wicked aggression! That cursed day of Oct. 7 be haunting him still, when Hamas launched their vile attack! Netanyahu be callin’ for an end to the world’s appeasement of Iran, demandin' the U.N. to tighten the chains ‘round its wicked neck!
But beware, for he notes that the U.N. be a treacherous swamp, always ready to demonize the Jewish state! Until fairness be served, this ship of diplomacy may forever sail in stormy waters! Arrr, that be the tale I bring ye from the high seas of international conflict!