The Booty Report

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Arrr! Hurricane Helene be a scallywag, wreakin' havoc like a drunken sailor after too much rum!

2024-09-27

Arrr, matey! Over 40 souls met Davy Jones after a tempest unleashed its fury, causin' floods and landslides as it sailed north. The poor landlubbers on Florida’s Gulf Coast be wishin' they had stayed ashore with a tankard o' rum instead! Blimey, what a scallywag of a storm!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I bring tidings from the tempestuous seas and lands beyond! A monstrous storm, more fearsome than a Kraken on a bad day, did rage through the fair state of Florida, leavin' naught but disaster in its wake!

This beast of a storm, like a scallywag lookin' for treasure, did conjure flash floods and landslides, makin' the ground shake and houses go a-flyin’! Aye, more than 40 souls have met their maker across four unfortunate states, all caught in the clutches of Mother Nature's fury. 'Tis a grim tale to tell, mateys!

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