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Arrr! Boise State lasses be settin' sail from their duel 'gainst SJSU 'cause of a hullabaloo 'round a trans matey!

2024-09-27

Arrr, mateys! The buccaneers of Boise State be spillin’ the beans that the lassies of the volleyball crew be sittin' out Saturday’s duel with SJSU. A storm of controversy brewed 'round one of their crew, a transgender matey! Shiver me timbers, what a hullabaloo!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round for a tale from the high seas of sportin’ drama! The fair lassies o' the Boise State volleyball crew be throwin’ in the towel, refusin’ to compete against the San Jose State buccaneers on account o’ a transgender swordswoman amongst their ranks. Aye, twas the second crew this moon to take the same course, lettin’ their match be claimed as a forfeit by the Mountain West Conference.

The Boise State brass made their decree less than a day before the battle, leavin’ us landlubbers wonderin’ what prompted such a decision. The NCAA chimed in too, prattlin’ on about upholdin’ fairness in the realm of women’s sports, whilst the winds o’ controversy howled around SJSU's squad, where a brave lass by the name of Blaire Fleming be tusslin’ with Title IX matters.

Brooke Slusser, a shipmate o’ Fleming’s, even raised alarms, claimin’ her spikes could send rival lasses flyin’ at speeds unseen! The seas be turbulent, as Boise joins Southern Utah in optin’ out of battles against SJSU, who sails undefeated thus far. So hoist the sails and watch this drama unfold, for the world o’ collegiate sport be as unpredictable as a stormy sea! Yarrr!

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