Arrr, Hurricane Helene be blowin’ the Broncos to play tennis indoors at a West Virginia haven, savvy?
2024-09-27
Arrr, the Denver Broncos be marooned in West Virginia, havin' to brave the tempest o' Hurricane Helene! With back-to-back duels on the eastern shores, they be gettin' tossed 'n turned like a ship in a squall. Avast, me hearties, ye can't catch a break!
Arrr mateys, the Denver Broncos be battlin’ the fiercest of foes—not just the New York Jets, but the wrath o’ Hurricane Helene! Aye, they be takin’ refuge at the Greenbrier Resort in West Virginia, thinkin’ they’d outsmart the tempest as they prepared fer battle.But alas, the storm be as unpredictable as a ship in a squall, makin' outdoor practice as possible as findin’ buried treasure in the deep blue. So, what did the clever lads do? They took to the indoor tennis courts! Aye, ye heard it right! The Broncos traded their cleats fer tennis shoes, runnin’ drills where the only net they be worryin’ ‘bout was the one for volleyin’.
Coach Sean Payton be sayin’, “Everything went good ... we got our work done,” while wide receiver Josh Reynolds chuckled, sayin’ he’s practiced on all manner o’ surfaces, but never on tennis courts! Blimey, what a sight that be!
As the storm rages on, other leagues be feelin’ the pinch too, with postponed games aplenty. But the Broncos be comin' off a grand victory over the Buccaneers, ready to sail into the stormy seas of the NFL. Here’s hopin’ they avoid bein’ shipwrecked by the Jets! Yarrr!