Arrr! The cowpoke crew's defense be in dire straits, plagued by injuries to their finest swashbucklin' rushers!
2024-09-27
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin' Dallas Cowboys be havin' a right pickle! Our trusty sea dogs, Micah Parsons and DeMarcus Lawrence, be caught in a sprainin’ squall against them New York Giants. Aye, they might be walkin' the plank for a spell, missin’ the battle for many a week!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' the Dallas Cowboys, who be celebratin' their seventh win in a row against the scurvy New York Giants! But lo and behold, this victory came at a hefty price, aye. Our bold defensive back, DaRon Bland, be nursing a wretched stress fracture in his foot, resemblin' a landlubber with a sore toe!Despite bein’ the worst run-defense in all the seven seas, the Cowboys managed to hold the mighty Devin Singletary to a mere 24 yards! Aye, they had let loose a whopping 467 yards in the two battles prior. But alas, the seas be rough for our defenders, as two of their finest, Micah Parsons and DeMarcus Lawrence, be hobblin' with injuries of their own! Parsons got himself a high-ankle sprain – a spell that usually lasts long enough to make a pirate's beard grow halfway to his boots!
In the end, the Cowboys emerged victorious with a score of 20-15, keepin' the Giants from findin' the end zone, much to the dismay of their crew. Their next two skirmishes be on the horizon, but fear not, for they shall have a bye week to mend their wounded souls! With the season now at 2-2, they be lookin’ to defend their NFC East crown, a feat not seen in two decades! Arrr!