“X be cuttin’ ties to a hacked treasure map of JD Vance, thinkin’ it’s part of Iran’s dastardly plunder—bans the scribe!”
2024-09-27
Arrr! The scallywags at X be shuttin' down a journalistic treasure map, claimin' it be linkin' to a dubious dossier 'bout JD Vance, said to be swiped by the crafty Iranians! And that Ken Klippenstein be walkin' the plank too! When ye search, it be sayin', “try lookin' elsewhere!” Har har!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of treachery upon the high seas of the digital realm! It be said that the dastardly crew at X, formerly known as that Twitter ship, be blockin' links to a brave independent scribe’s scroll—aye, a newsletter that be exposin' a dossier said to vet the landlubber JD Vance. Rumors be flyin' that this be tied to the nefarious machinations of the Iranian fleet, plunderin' the Trump campaign!