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Arrr! Three scallywag Iranians be charged for plundering the Trump ship o' campaign! Avast, the digital seas be treacherous!

2024-09-27

Arrr, three scallywags from Iran be caught red-handed, tryin’ to set sail on Trump’s 2024 campaign! They be charged with plunderin' a protected treasure chest o' secrets, fraud, and identity thievery. The FBI be huntin’ ‘em like a ship on the horizon—shiver me timbers!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ a tale of treachery on the high seas of cyberspace! Three scallywags from the land of Iran—Masoud Jalili, Yaser Balaghi, and Seyyed Ali Aghamiri—be facin’ the wrath of the law fer their dastardly plot to meddle in the grand spectacle o’ the 2024 election! Aye, they be charged with a conspiracy as sneaky as a shark in murky waters, tryin’ to snatch information from a protected computer, fraud, and even aggravated identity theft! Talk about swashbucklin’ mischief!

Now, why would these landlubbers be targetin’ the campaign of the former captain, Donald Trump, ye ask? It be said they aimed to twist the winds o’ fate come November, hopin’ to steer the ship of the election into uncharted waters. This tale be unearthed by the valiant crew of the FBI, who be investigatin’ an anonymous online ruckus that stank worse than a barrel o’ rotten fish.

So, raise yer tankards, me hearties! Here’s to justice catchin’ up with those land-crabs who thought they could plunder the democratic seas without consequence! May they find themselves walkin’ the plank before long!

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