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Arrr, Xbox captain Phil be findin' the PS5 Pro's X button all askew! Blimey, what scallywag designed this?

2024-09-27

Arrr! Behold, me hearties! Phil Spencer clutchin' a DualSense be the strangest sight ye'll lay yer eyes on today! Like findin' a mermaid in a barrel o' rum! Aye, it be a curious treasure indeed!

Avast, me hearties! Gather ‘round, for I be tellin’ ye a tale most peculiar! Picture this: Phil Spencer, the grand poobah o’ Xbox, clutchin’ a DualSense controller as if it be a treasure map! Aye, it be a sight to behold, one that’ll make ye question yer sanity, or perhaps just yer sea legs!

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