Arrr, Mayor Eric's wise matey Ingrid be gettin' a subpoena, and they be snatchin' her treasure phone!
2024-09-27
Arrr! Mayor Eric Adams be in a pickle, matey! His trusty adviser, Ingrid Lewis-Martin, had her magic talking box snatched away and a fancy paper from the federal scallywags served upon her! Looks like the good ship NYC be sailing into stormy seas of corruption! Har har har!
Arrr matey, gather 'round fer a tale o' mischief on the high seas of New York City! The mighty Mayor Eric Adams be findin' himself in a tempest, for his chief adviser, a lass by the name of Ingrid Lewis-Martin, had her abode searched by the landlubber federal folk. A subpoena be the treasure they left her, served with a hearty wink from the Southern District of New York.Now, this savvy wench’s attorney, Arthur Aidala, be confirm’n that the lady be no target in this here hullabaloo, though her precious cellphone be plundered by the District Attorney’s crew! Just as she touched down from her voyage in Japan, the sea dogs awaited her at the airport, ready to hand over that subpoena like a pirate givin' up his rum.
But lo! Just a day prior, our Mayor be indicted for fraud and corruption, pilferin’ taxpayer gold and takin' free jaunts thanks to foreign riches. With a heart as brave as a pirate's, he strolled into court, plead’n not guilty to the charges, claimin' the feds be after him ‘cause he dared to speak against the Biden administration's blunders.
So hoist the flags, for this saga be far from over, and the salty winds of scandal continue to blow through the bustling streets of New York! Yarrr!