Arrr, the New York Times be spillin’ the beans! Kamala’s interviews be as weak as a landlubber on a leaky ship!
2024-09-27
Arrr, matey! The New York Times be spillin' the beans, claimin' in a yarn spun by their politics scribe that the fair Vice President Kamala Harris be no swashbuckler when it comes to the TV stage! Aye, her interviews be more like a ship lost at sea!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we regale ye with the tale of Vice President Kamala Harris and her misadventures in the treacherous seas of televised interviews! Aye, the good folks at the New York Times have spilled the beans, deeming her interview skills as a "weakness" in her political arsenal, akin to a pirate forgettin' his cutlass at a rum party!In a piece fit for a captain's log, reporter Rebecca Davis O’Brien noted that while Harris be a formidable debater and campaigner, when it comes to one-on-one chats with journalists, she sails awfully close to the rocks. Her answers, she claims, oft be a tangled mess, like a sailor caught in a whirlpool of "word salad" — or as I’d call it, a frothy meringue fit for a fine feast!
Now, the lass has been avoidin' the unscripted media seas since her ascendance as the Democratic nominee, perhaps out of fear of gettin' shipwrecked under the glare of the prime-time spotlight. With a nervous look, she braces for what feels like a courtroom interrogation, not unlike a scallywag on the gallows!
Yet, despite these follies, some say when she gets her sea legs, she's quick, witty, and well-briefed. But alas, she also has a penchant for dodgin' questions like a crafty pirate evadin' the law! So, as ye raise yer tankards, remember: even the mightiest of vessels can struggle in stormy waters!