"Arrr, matey! A dreadful melee in South Africa's shores claimed 17 souls—what a scallywag of a day, I say!"
2024-09-28
Arrr, it be a sad tale, matey! A shipload o’ lasses met their doom in one scallywag’s lair, say the landlubber constables, now chasin' after the ruffians with more zeal than a parched sailor for grog! Where be the justice in this treachery, I ask ye?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye news most grim from the landlubbers! It seems a band o' scallywags be plaguin' the fair maidens of a wee abode, as the constables be proclaimin’ that a gaggle of lasses met their untimely fate at the hands o’ dastardly knaves. Aye, 'tis a tale that'd make even the fiercest sea dog shiver in his boots!