The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Viewin' contraptions turnin' autumn leaves into a rainbow for landlubbers who can't see straight in Virginia!

2024-09-28

Arrr, matey! Fancy contraptions be set up in the wilds, allowin’ landlubbers with a knack for squintin’ at colors to spot 'em better! No more guessin’ if it be green or red—now ye can see the hues of the sea like a true buccaneer!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale o' wondrous contraptions that be makin' the world a brighter place for those scallywags sufferin' from red-green colorblindness! Aye, ye heard it right! In the grand state parks, where nature be paintin' its masterpiece, specialized viewfinders have been hoisted aboard, allowin' our crew to see colors they once mistook for the shade o' a barnacle!

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