Arrr, a band o' college scallywags marooned in their leaky ships on a watery highway, cursed by Hurricane Helene!
2024-09-28
Arrr, a band o' college lads found 'emselves marooned on buses midst a watery stretch o' road in the fine land o' Carolina, all thanks to that scallywag Hurricane Helene! Aye, not the kind o' treasure hunt they be expectin’, eh?
Avast ye scallywags! Gather ‘round and lend an ear to the tale of the brave lads o’ the East Tennessee State University football crew, who found themselves marooned upon their mighty buses amidst the treacherous waters of Hurricane Helene. On a fateful Friday night, as the winds howled like a pack o’ hungry sea wolves, these landlubbers aimed to reach Charleston for a clash against The Citadel, but alas, they met their watery doom at Exit 44 on I-26!With no shore in sight, they were trapped like fish in a barrel, sleepin’ in their wheeled vessels since the break of dawn, with nary a morsel to fill their bellies nor a roof to shield them from the tempest’s wrath. The head coach, Tre Lamb, beamed like a pirate who found a chest o' gold when they finally broke free after a grueling 14 hours. A kind stranger, bless their heart, offered a ride to safety and news that the highway was clear!
Yet, the storm left havoc in its wake, claimin’ lives and causin’ destruction worthy of the fiercest sea battle. So raise a tankard to these stranded lads, who faced the fury of the storm with the courage o’ true buccaneers! May they sail smoothly to victory against The Citadel when the winds allow!