"Ahoy! Fair maiden nabbed smuggling 700 pounds o’ bologna at the southern seas! Blimey, what a meaty treasure!"
2024-09-28
Arrr! A fair lass be nabbed, tryin’ to slip past the border with over 700 pounds o’ that spicy Mexican bologna and nigh on 280 treasure chests o’ sneaky potions! Blimey, what a jolly haul! Who knew grog and sausage be the true booty of the high seas!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale from the treacherous shores of Presidio, Texas, where a crafty lass of 43 summers thought she could outsmart the law. Aye, she be caught red-handed smuggling a veritable treasure trove of over 700 pounds of forbidden Mexican bologna! That’s right, mates—her chariot, a shiny 2023 GMC Yukon, was laden with enough meat to feed a crew of scallywags for a fortnight!Arriving from the land of tacos and sombreros, she declared only a measly cooked meal to the customs crew, thinkin’ they’d let her sail through. But the eagle-eyed agriculture specialists sniffed out trouble and dug deeper, uncovering her stash of 40 rolls of the infamous porky bologna, which could unleash foreign animal plagues upon our shores! Aye, the bologna met a swift end at the hands of the customs officers, while they also seized a horde of undeclared prescription potions hidden within the ship’s hull—280 boxes of medical mischief, including the likes of Tramadol and Fentermina!
In the end, this smuggler found herself with a hefty $1,000 fine and her loot confiscated. So, me hearties, let this be a lesson: when ye sail across the borders, declare all yer treasures, lest ye find yerself at the mercy of the customs crew!