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Arrr! A scallywag contractor from Virginia be spillin' secrets to Iran 'bout our ports 'n' power—shiver me timbers!

2024-09-27

Arrr, matey! A scallywag who once wrangled with the skies for the FAA be in hot water, accused of playin' the sly spy for the Iranians! The Justice crew be sayin' he's more treacherous than a two-faced parrot! Avast, what a stinkin' barnacle!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale most bizarre. A scallywag by the name of Abouzar Rahmati, once a landlubber contractor for the Federal Aviation Administration, found his compass pointed toward treachery, bein' indicted as a spy for the Iranian government, savvy?

This ne'er-do-well, a naturalized U.S. citizen from Great Falls, Virginia, had a history as an officer in the notorious Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, a rabble deemed terrorists by the good ol' U.S. of A. After he high-tailed it from their ranks, Rahmati spun a yarn to the authorities, claimin’ he was as pure as the driven snow, just to score himself a job in the aviation trade.

From December 2017 to June 2024, this rascal held clandestine parley with Iranian officials, even trottin’ off to Iran to swap secrets like a pirate trading gold for rum! He plundered info on the U.S. solar energy sector and FAA schematics, handin' it over to the enemy. The Justice Department be hot on his heels, ready to haul him off to face the music, for a spy’s life be a treacherous affair, indeed!

So, remember, ye salty sea dogs, keep a weather eye out for traitors, or ye might just find yerself on the wrong end of the plank!

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