"Ahoy! Biden be swingin’ his sword, makin' Netanyahu feel like a fish out of water, savvy?"
2024-09-28
Arrr, me hearties! The Israeli scallywags didn’t send a parley to their American mates ‘fore they sent Hassan Nasrallah to Davy Jones’ locker! Captain Biden be callin’ it “justice” for those poor souls caught in Hezbollah’s wicked web. Yarr, what a jolly ol' ruckus!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round, fer I be havin’ a tale from the high seas of diplomacy and treachery! Word from the landlubbers in Israel be spillin’ that they gave no heads-up to their American mates 'fore sendin’ a cannonball o’ a strike at the notorious scallywag, Hassan Nasrallah, the big boss o’ Hezbollah. Aye, the Yanks be caught with their britches down, as per the American sea dogs on the matter!Now, ol’ Captain Biden, the commander of the good ship USA, declared this act be a “measure of justice.” Aye, he be speakin’ of the many poor souls who suffered at the hands of that foul pirate crew known as Hezbollah. Seems like the good captain be thinkin’ that takin’ out Nasrallah be a fine way to balance the scales o’ vengeance on the high seas o’ terror.
So, hoist the flags and raise a tankard, fer in this tale of blood and betrayal, we see that even the fiercest of foes can find themselves on the wrong end of a cannon! Justice on the waves be a tricky business, and this be just another chapter in the great logbook of the world’s scallywags!