"Vance be settin’ sail with a holy captain who be spoutin’ of Harris's devilish 'witchery'! Arrr, what a scallywag!"
2024-09-28
Arrr, mateys! Senator JD Vance o' Ohio be settin' sail for Pennsylvania with the swashbuckler Lance Wallnau, who be claimin' that Vice President Kamala Harris's debate antics be naught but sorcery! Avast, what a hullabaloo on the high seas o' politics!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ’round and lend yer ears to a tale from the wild seas of politics! Our good matey, Senator JD Vance o’ Ohio, be settin’ sail for the shores of Pennsylvania, joinin’ forces with none other than the infamous Lance Wallnau! Now, this Wallnau be a character, I tell ye—he's been known to spout some curious words, declarin' that Vice President Kamala Harris’s debate skills be naught but pure “witchcraft!” Aye, ye heard me right, witchcraft!Picture it, if ye will: a grand debate, a tempest brewin’ in the air, and there stands Kamala, conjurin' words like a sorceress on a stormy night! Wallnau, with his wild eyes and fiery tongue, be raisin’ a ruckus, claimin’ she's castin' spells to befuddle the good people! It be a right jolly spectacle, I say, one fit for the finest taverns and the most raucous of sea shanties.
As Vance sails forth with Wallnau, one can only wonder what mischief will brew in Pennsylvania! Will they be navigatin’ the treacherous waters of public opinion, or will they find themselves on the rocks of ridicule? Only Davy Jones knows, but let’s raise a tankard to this crew of scallywags, for they surely be makin’ the political seas a tad more interestin’! Arrr!