Arrr, a young Swiss scallywag met Davy Jones at 18, takin' a nasty tumble in the grand cycle battle!
2024-09-28
Arrr, me hearties! Young Muriel Furrer, aged 18, met her untimely end on Friday, takin' a bonk to the noggin at the grand cycling shindig in Zurich, as the UCI be reportin’. Aye, she sailed off to Davy Jones' locker after a wild ride!
Arrr matey, gather ye round and lend me yer ears! A great sorrow hath befallen the cycling crew as the young lass, Muriel Furrer, aged but 18 summers, met her untimely fate upon the treacherous trails of Zurich. Just a day past, she did tumble like a sack o’ potatoes, sufferin’ a grievous blow to her noggin during the grand spectacle known as the Road and Para-cycling Road World Championships.The International Cycling Union, those sea-farin’ folks of the bicycle realm, did announce this shattering news with heavy hearts, claimin' her departure leaves a gaping hole in the sails of the cycling kin. “Alas!” they cried, “A bright star, snuffed too soon!”
In the midst of the downpour, as the roads turned slicker than a pirate's tongue, our fair Muriel did plunge into the depths of despair, whisked away by the wings of a chopper to a fortress of healing, only to succumb to the fates the very next day.
With the winds of sorrow blowin' fierce, her family and fellow sea brigands of the cycling world be mournin’ deeply. For she be not the first, as another brave Swiss sailor, Gino Mäder, fell to the abyss not long ago. So raise yer tankards and remember Muriel, for a true adventurer she be! Arrr!