Arrr, Fox News says them AI scallywags be far from righteous! Blimey, they ain't got the Christian spirit!
2024-09-28
Avast ye, mateys! Keep yer eyes peeled fer the latest tricks of the mechanical sea beasts we call AI! Discover the storms and treasures they be bringin’ to our world, both now and in the years to come. Yarrr, knowledge be the finest booty of all!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye the latest tale from the high seas of news! In this week’s parchment, we hear from the famed 'CHiPs' star, Erik Estrada, who be reckonin' that some scallywags usin' AI be nothin' but bad Christians. Aye, he gives a nod to the shiny benefits, but warns of the dark waters lurkin' beneath!Next, we sail to the glitterin’ shores of Las Vegas, where a humanoid wench named Aura be learnin’ about the lot of ye landlubbers! She’s a spokesbot at the Sphere, servin' up knowledge and likely takin' notes on our peculiar manners.
But hark! OpenAI be makin’ waves too, as they plot to snatch away control from their non-profit crew and hoist the sails towards a for-profit venture. The sea be changin', it seems!
Lastly, a tale of mischief unfurls as authorities chase the shadow of a deepfake impersonator, who’s been foolin' the mighty with phony video calls, impersonatin' a high official from Ukraine! Arrr, the tricks ye tech savvy pirates be pullin’!
That be the news, ye salty sea dogs! Stay alert, or ye might find yerselves at the mercy of these technological tides!