"Arrr! North Korea be addin' more scallywag sins to the death list, savvy? A right jolly jest, matey!"
2024-09-28
Arrr, matey! It be said the scallywags o' North Korea be addin’ more misdeeds to the list that’ll send ye to Davy Jones' locker under Captain Kim’s rule! So watch yer step, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank for naught but a sideways glance!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the high seas of North Korea, where the supreme captain, Kim Jong Un, has been addin’ more ye olde punishments to his treasure trove of crimes! Aye, it seems the list o' offenses that can send ye to Davy Jones' locker has swelled from 11 to a mighty 16, all thanks to some crafty legal wranglin’ 'twixt May 2022 and December 2023.What manner of mischief be in this new code, ye ask? Well, matey, ye best think twice ‘fore ye engage in anti-state chatter, illegal manufacturing, or even dabble with weapons! By thunder, it’s enough to make a pirate shiver in his boots! And lest ye forget, it’s deemed a capital crime to enjoy South Korean media or don fancy threads like blue jeans and white wedding dresses, arr!
In the midst of this chaos, ol’ Kim claims he be fortifying his nuclear arsenal like a true buccaneer, preparing to fend off threats from rival states. “The DPRK,” as they call themselves, be ready to unleash the Kraken if provoked, proclaiming their intent to keep all hands on deck—nuclear style!
So there ye have it, a right merry mess where freedom be shackled tighter than a shipmate in the brig! Keep yer wits about ye, lest ye find yerself in the clutches of the Kim regime, where even a jest could be cause for a hangin’!