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Arrr, Kristin and Mark be partin' ways after a mere seven moons—'tis still as fresh as a caught fish!

2024-09-28

Arrr, seven moons after settin' sail with Mark Estes, the fair lass Kristin Cavallari be shoutin’ to the high seas that she’s free as a seagull! She spilled the beans at Alex Cooper’s “Unwell” show, where the crew be laughin' and cheerin' like a merry band of scallywags!

Ahoy, mateys! 'Tis a tale of love gone awry in the realm of Kristin Cavallari and the lad Mark Estes, who’ve parted ways after just seven moons of frolicin’! At a grand gathering in Austin, the fair Kristin, aged 37, lamented that the heartache be fresh as the morning sea breeze, when asked by the parleyin’ podcaster, Alex Cooper, how she’d navigate the treacherous waters of single life.

Their romance, which bloomed in February, had folks whisperin’ about the 13-year age gap, but the spirited lass cared not for the scallywags’ opinions. “I don’t give a f---,” she declared boldly, lettin’ the world know she was all in with her youthful swashbuckler, despite the naysayers. In her podcast, she revealed the thrill of their carnal escapades, with Mark proclaumin’ her the finest treasure he ever plundered in bed!

But alas, every good ship must sail on, and so they’ve set their sails in different directions. Kristin, a mother of three young buccaneers, once sailed the matrimonial seas with Jay Cutler before partin’ ways in 2020. So here’s to the pirate’s life—full of love, heartbreak, and tales as wild as the open sea! Arrr!

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