Arrr, Bill Maher be sayin' they be givin' Eric Adams a right thrashin'! Aye, he be takin' it a tad rough!
2024-09-28
Arrr, matey! Bill Maher, the jester of HBO, be showin’ some pity fer the fearsome Mayor Adams of New York! He be sayin’ the charges be a tad too harsh, like stealin’ me last rum! Aye, even scallywags deserve a fair wind now ‘n then!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather round fer a tale of a scallywag mayor, Eric Adams, who be swimmin’ in troubled waters. Our jolly matey, Bill Maher, be ponderin’ why the federal pirates be raisin’ such a ruckus over his alleged misdeeds, claimin’ it be a tad harsh fer such petty thievery, like askin’ fer business-class fares when ye be plunderin’ the coffers like a true buccaneer!Adams be accused of seekin’ illegal gold from foreign lands an’ coverin’ his tracks like a landlubber on a foggy night. He be makin’ off with a treasure of $10 million over a decade, all while enjoyin’ lavish getaways paid fer by his foreign mates. “I be shocked,” Maher says, “not that politicians be bribed, but that it be so cheap!”
As the tale unfolds, Adams be claimin’ he be the target o’ the federal cannons because he dared criticize the Biden crew’s immigration mischief. In his defense, he be shoutin’ that the charges be built on naught but lies! But the lawmen be sayin’ this be no political plunderin’—just a mayor caught in the web of his own makin’. If found guilty, he might be swingin’ from the gallows fer up to 45 years! So, hoist the sails, mateys, and keep a weather eye on this caper! Arrr!