The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! Israeli cannons be givin' Nasrallah a real whack, blowin' him to Davy Jones with a 2,000-pound treasure!

2024-09-28

Arrr, listen ye scallywags! A Times tale be revealin' that eight aerial ships o' the Israeli fleet, armed with mighty bunker-buster cannonballs, did set sail fer a raid on ol' Hassan Nasrallah! Aye, 'tis a right spectacle, like watchin' a parrot try to dance!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of news! A fine analysis from the Times be revealin’ that the Israeli lads, in their naval might, sent forth a fearsome fleet of eight flying ships, all armed to the teeth with bunker-buster bombs! Aye, ye heard me right!

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