Arrr! Panthers' captain drops three million doubloons fer Hurricane Helene's woes; Buccaneers toss in a hearty seven-figure treasure too!
2024-09-28
Arrr, after that scallywag Hurricane Helene plundered the southeast, the swabs who own the Carolina Panthers and Tampa Bay Buccaneers tossed together a treasure of $4 million to help the poor souls! Aye, even pirates know when to lend a hand, savvy?
Ahoy, ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of generosity amidst the tempestuous winds of Hurricane Helene! The noble owners of two NFL ships, the Carolina Panthers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, have tossed a mighty $4 million into the sea of recovery efforts! Arrr!The gallant Tepper crew, led by David and Nicole, have pledged a bountiful $3 million to aid their beleaguered brethren in the Carolinas. Meanwhile, the Glazer kin aboard the Buccaneers have chipped in a fine $1 million to the cause! “This be our home!” they proclaimed, vowing to stand shoulder to shoulder with those battered by the hurricane’s fury.
As the storm raged, it played havoc with the sports world, causing a doubleheader betwixt the Atlanta Braves and the New York Mets to be postponed, a decision that could sway the fates of both teams! Even the Denver Broncos found themselves practicing their piratical skills on indoor tennis courts at a swanky resort! Can ye imagine the sight? Aye!
In other news, FOX be rallyin’ the crew for a donation drive, beckoning all ye good souls to lend a hand to the American Red Cross! So hoist the sails for relief, for together we’ll weather this storm, savvy?