Arrr! The smiley captain jests o'er his madcap retelling of Possession with the dashing Robert Pattinson, matey! Ha-ha!
2024-09-28
Arrr, matey! Parker Finn be sayin’ his new spin on that frightful flick from ’81 be keepin’ all the wild and raucous madness, like a ship in a storm! Prepare yer timbers, fer it be a howlin’ good time on the high seas of horror!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be bringin' ye news from the treacherous waters of Hollywood! The infamous Parker Finn, a buccaneer of the silver screen, be settin' sail to remake the classic horror tale from the year of our Lord, 1981. This be not yer ordinary ghost story, mind ye! This be a tale steeped in frenzied, manic ferocity, like a cannonball in a powder keg!Parker, that crafty sea dog, swears on his finest rum that he’ll keep the spirit of the original alive, like a phantom haunting the depths of Davy Jones’ locker! He speaks of terror so wild, it’d make even the bravest pirate shiver in his boots. With eyes as sharp as a cutlass, he promises a remake that’ll have ye clingin’ to the edge of yer ship’s plank!
So, prepare yer sea legs, me mateys! This yarn be filled with spine-tinglin’ chills and thrills that’ll make ye jump higher than a marooned sailor spooked by a ghostly galleon! Grab yer popcorn and hoist the Jolly Roger, fer Parker Finn be bringin’ the horror back to life, and it be lookin' as fierce as a kraken unleashed upon an unsuspectin’ crew!