"Arrr, 'tis a scallywag's party! Thousands o' landlubbers with dastardly deeds be lurkin' in the good ol' U.S.!"
2024-09-28
Arrr, matey! Aye, a whole crew o' scallywags, tens o' thousands o' rogues with dark pasts of lust and murder, be sailin' ‘round the good ol' U.S. o’ A! Blimey, it be a right ruckus on land, as if Davy Jones himself let loose a rowdy bunch!
Arrr mateys, gather ‘round for a tale most grim! The dreaded ICE be spillin’ the beans on tens of thousands o’ scallywags, paroled upon our fair shores, sportin’ more than a few nefarious charges! Aye, it seems we’ve got a veritable fleet o’ illegal immigrants with more than 425,431 holdin’ criminal convictions! Among ‘em be 13,099 who’ve committed the foulest of deeds—murder! It be a situation that’d make even the fiercest pirate shiver in his boots!Now, these landlubbers, they’re not all locked up, nay! With over 7 million sailin’ free in the non-detained dockets, the seas of law be lookin’ choppy. Rep. Tony Gonzales be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that Americans deserve safe harbors, but the sanctuary cities be turnin’ a blind eye, protectin’ these ruffians instead of tossin’ ‘em back to the depths!
As the Biden crew be pushin’ policies that let these marauders roam, the Republicans be raisin’ a ruckus, claimin’ it defies common sense! With Kamala Harris tryin’ to save face, the winds of change be blowin’—but will it hoist the sails or capsize the ship? Grab yer grog, me hearties, this be a storm worth followin’!